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Finding the perfect man can sometimes be a process of elimination. You eliminate the ones who don\u2019t have jobs and have no intention of ever getting one. You eliminate the ones who still live at home, sucking every last penny from their parents. And of course, you eliminate the stupid ones. But wait, maybe you should hang on to the stupid ones, just for the sake of relaxation. Stupid Boys Are Good to Relax With is a comical collection examining women\u2019s relationships with the opposite sex. Story titles include \u201cSluts,\u201d \u201cYoung and Gay,\u201d \u201cI Am Not a Bottled Blonde\u201d and \u201cThe Man Doll.\u201d Best of all is Susan Swan\u2019s \u201cStupid Boy Handbook,\u201d which explains how to spot and be aware of stupid boys.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dimensions: 288 Pages | ISBN: 1894042387
Published by Somerville House
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\u201cSwan has not shied away from portraying the dark side of female sexuality. The notion that much of this collection continues in that tradition is one that will catch no reader of Swan\u2019s previous work with his or her pants down.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Dan Smith The Toronto Star<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cStupid Boys Are Good to Relax With\u201d is a painful, witty, savage collection of short stories and vignettes about young women and how they relate to men, meaning their fathers, their boyfriends, flashers and guys throughout their history\u2026.Only now as women haul in paychecks can can women point out that stupid boys are like \u2026. toddlers, possessed of a certain animal magnetism.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013Heather Mallick<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Finding the perfect man can sometimes be a process of elimination. You eliminate the ones who don\u2019t have jobs and have no intention of ever getting one. You eliminate the ones who still live at home, sucking every last penny from their parents. And of course, you eliminate the stupid ones. But wait, maybe you … <\/p>\n

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